I Feel Just Like Charlie Bucket

Last night at Re-Bar Bald Faced Lie held their annual season kick-off, a melange of sketch, music and theatre acts including local luminaries Kevin Kent, Nick Garrison, Imogen Love, Sara Rudinoff, The High Impact Performance Squad and K. Brian Neal, and of course those fine folks from BFL themselves.

But, what sent the evening into absolute "Willie Wonka" mode (aside from the Bacardi, Malibu & pineapple juice drinks with the paper umbrellas) was my amazing, totally-against-the-odds winning of one of BFL's humongously valuable GOLDEN WALLETS, of which there are only SIX in existence in the ENTIRE WORLD! Now, I get to see an entire season of BFL shows for free and as many times as I want! Plus, I got a phone card with 45 minutes free calls, a Kinko's Card with roughly eight-cents credit, a Lotto Quick Play Ticket, and if I buy just 9 more sandwiches from The Capital Hill Sandwich Shop, I get the next one free! It's like discovering a leather-clad treasure trove! And it will make such a Fashion Statement when I start flashing it around town!

I can't wait to ride in the BFL Flying Elevator!

And that Peggy Gannon -- Wrowf! Hubba-Hubba! Aoooogah! We don't call her "Leggy Peggy" for nuthin'! (;-)