Collect The Entire Set!

So, it only took -- what, four days for some entrepreneurial Americans to figure out a way to make a quick buck off of the latest war-craze: Collecting Iraqi's Most-Wanted Playing Cards. It's refreshing to know that no matter your social status in this great country, you still have the freedom to engage in good, old-fashioned, red-white-and-blue war profiteering, just like the big boys in the White House -- er, on the boards of respected companies such as Halliburton, Bechtel, Flour Corp. and the Lewis Berger Group.

Of course, if you're not that interested in shelling out $5.95 or better yet, giving some Ebay Huckster $300 for a set of "Authentic" IMWPC's, you can download the entire set for ABSOLUTELY FREE by going to the USDOD Website.

Hey, that gives me an idea! Now where DID I put that Ebay seller number?