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Tuesday, March 25, 2003

Final Countdown II



MARCH 25th: In a stunning announcement today, General Tommy Franks informed reporters that Coalition Forces have developed a bold new strategy guaranteed to quickly end the Iraqi conflict. "Yes, the rumors are true. We intend to send the U.S.S. Nimitz back in time through a temporal rift to just before Operation Desert Storm. The Nimitz's complement of F-15 Hornets will then undertake a surprise sortee on Bagdhad, taking out known Republican Guard and Ba'ath Party strongholds. We believe this will allow us to decapitate Saddam Hussein's regime before Iraq's 1991 invasion of Kuwait, thus giving our forces on the ground in 2003 an overwhelming advantage as they race toward the capital."

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